I was cleaning up my domain list the other day (aka Why am I still paying for this?) and I found popexriva.com. I had forgotten it was there, actually.
My problem is that I will come up with something that is hysterically funny to me, pay the small fee for a domain, write up the basics, and then forget about it until the rather large renewal fee is extracted from my bank account. So, it’s time to clean house.
When Pope Benedict stepped down, I decided to run for Pope, so I put up a website. I’ve preserved the contents here, since I’m not going to pay the renewal fees. I may put it back if the office opens up again.
Pope Xriva I
I have tossed my hat in the ring for Pope. I actually don’t have a pointy hat, but I do have a number of baseball caps. I will have better hats once elected.
I have added a personal statement and my qualifications.
I do hope this isn’t breaking any Cardinal rules.
However, since the only people they see in the locked room while deliberating and voting are the other Cardinals, one of them invariably gets elected. Hopefully, if one of them is idly surfing the web during a particularly boring presentation, he will find this site and think, “Hey! A new guy!”
While I don’t have any real experience leading the one true Church, I have been a team lead for years and have heard the Lord’s name invoked on a fairly regular basis. Hopefully, this will be enough.
I’m in my mid-fifties. I’m not going to retire any time soon. I like most Italian food. My wife wants to visit Rome. (Oops. That may be a deal-breaker. I suppose divorcing her wouldn’t help.)
My fervent hope is to be the first overweight Irish-German-American-Texan Pope.
- Former Altar Boy
- Wedding Officiant (Universal Life Church Minister)
- Only divorced once
- Team lead of technical team, so used to personnel issues
- World Traveler
- Not looking to retire within eight years
- Hear the Lord’s name invoked on a regular basis at work
- If I can get some red Prada shoes – New York, New York
- Anything to get him out of the house – Dallas, Texas
- Anything to get him out of the office – Coppell, Texas